Come to France!

Come to France! Here in France we offer:

- Large amount of hosts to suck blood from

-A lot of filthy clothes to lay eggs in

-The soldiers have a very rare success rate in trying to kill us by being put in large hot baths

However there are some cons such as:

- There is a sour stale smell caused by dead bodies and rotting flesh

-your host make get trench fever but no worries there are plenty more to chose from!

Coming to France will be the best idea for you, your family, friends, everyone you know to come to! We offer so much and there are few dangers. If you wanna be smart and take care of everyone you care for come to France!

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