Beets vs. Beats

Beets- Made by Farmers                                                               Beats- Made by Dr. Dre

Beets are cheap, while Beats are expensive.

Beets are delicious and nutritious, while Beats are inedible and only emit loud noise

Beats are endorsed by a rapper. This rapper uses profanity. Profanity corrupts the youth. Do you really want to purchase something endorsed by someone who corrupts our children?

Beets are endorsed by everyone who has ever tried them. This would include kid friendly role models to lead the youth in the right direction.

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