Beets vs. Beats
Beets- Made by Farmers Beats- Made by Dr. Dre
Beets are cheap, while Beats are expensive.
Beets are delicious and nutritious, while Beats are inedible and only emit loud noise
Beats are endorsed by a rapper. This rapper uses profanity. Profanity corrupts the youth. Do you really want to purchase something endorsed by someone who corrupts our children?
Beets are endorsed by everyone who has ever tried them. This would include kid friendly role models to lead the youth in the right direction.