Are you afraid of the dark???

Mr. Kirsch's Demo

Welcome to the Haunted Farm!!!!

Over the last 50 years, the family had become 'bored' with what they could and could not... grow, of this Earth. As head of the family, Lazerus Alongi was pushing his age up to 122 years on this planet, and with that came a vast knowledge of botany, biology, chemistry, astronomy, metaphysics, and engineering. This list could continue for hours, as well as the responsibility of the beholder that follows...


The Family began experimenting with what they could grow in their fields and in their laboratories. They began questioning what is or was 'alive' and what is or was 'dead,' and the limits to which they could push organisms to the brink of life and death. They began testing. First came the plant life, then the animals; pigs, horses, monkeys and primates, dogs, fish, alligators...

Not a single soul questioned their activities or motives; not their reasoning or any logic.

And then they started requesting bodies, tissues, and organs...
They opened up the DeMon Diner (pronounced "DIE - NER") located on the property, and they started hosting bon fires and cookouts. The family was having so much fun, they've decided to open up to the public. (2001) Watch horror movies on either of the 30ft big screens around multiple bon fires or seek shelter from the zombies in our Road Kill Cafe, where you may enjoy our world famous taco in a bag, pizza, hotdogs, nachos, hot and cold apple cider, doughnuts, candy apples, and all of your favorite Halloween treats.