Harry Potter + Yo Mama Jokes

The Perfect Mix

I found the picture above on Tumblr a while back and thought how incredibly random it was to mix Harry Potter and Yo Mama jokes. Well not so random, because they're hilarious haha.

  • Yo mama so fat she sees the start-of-term feast in the Room of Requirement. (I had to rewrite this one b/c it was so badly written)
  • Yo mama's so ugly that Harry Potter, ever the hero, gave her his Invisibility Cloak.
  • Yo mama so fat Ollivander gave her a pizza-core wand.
  • Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!
  • Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!
  • Yo mama's so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm.
  • Yo mama's so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her.
  • Yo mama's so ugly she turned the Basilisk to stone.
  • Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.

P.S. Who noticed I used Gryffindor's colors for this board?