Everlasting Life Water
LIVE FOREVER WITH JUST ONE SIP!
Everlasting spring water is the new hit! One sip, and you'll live forever!
Ever-lasting water will let you live forever with just one sip! This water came fresh from a spring in Foster Wood. Come today for the drink of your soon everlasting lifetime! Our hours are7 a.m. to 7p.m. But be careful! If you come before or after our hours, you'll be dissentigrated! For one bottle it is $69.99! Plus tax Get our special offer of lifetime supply for $49.99 today! plus tax Bring extra $$ for the kids, pets, friends, and more! We also have a gift shop with thousands of items! Don't forget to visit the many amusement parks, water parks and more!
Drink it up!
- dreamstime.com pic of bottle
- tax $1,000,000
- deq.virginia.gov pic of spring