Haman and Achasverosh: BFFs of Enemies?
By Julia Sherman
This is an animated picture of Haman getting hung
A message from Haman
Dear King Achashverosh,
I'm sorry for trying to kill the Jews. Whatever you do, please don't kill me. It won't happen again.
Kisses your bff Haman
Why would I forgive you? You tried to kill the people of my beautiful Queen Esther. And were not bffls anymore. "We are never ever ever getting back together"
-- Your ex bff Ach
My dearest King,
How can I ever repay you? Is there any way that you can spare me? We were bffs. Please don't kill me. Please please please.
I have a secret for you. I NEVER LIKED YOU. But 2 can only keep a secret if one of them is dead. And I'm not going to be the one that dies. I'm sending some servants right now to kill you.
Bye forever, Ach