Here lies Good.
Survived by: well, great, awesome, fine, nice, happy, and cool.
Here lies Good, Good was a very good person, he was good at everything. Good just ran out of good things to do so he died, Good really helped everyone in a very good way. If we could all tell Good something right now we would probably just tell him, "Good job, we'll miss you being so good to us, goodbye." Nobody could ever get enough of Good doing so many good things for us, too bad Good couldn't do anymore good things, he just had to die. There was one thing Good always said, it was, "I am always there if you need me, but don't just use me because I am the only one there you can think of, just think harder and you'll be better on your own or with someone else." Good will be truly missed.