Hermes Social Resume
If you don't already know me(as if you don't.) I am Hermes, son of Zeus(who isn't) and Maia. And this is all about me(FINALLY.)
My favorite vacation spot is Las Vegas. Being a trickster, I can make people spend their money on games that they will never win and make them give me free money. It is a vacation were I make MONEY!
I hate smartphones, those stupid things take can my job. Me being a messenger I need to send messenges, so if the gods find an apple store my job will be gone.
I also hate it when modern people remember me by the brand instead of who I actually am.
And when someone's business does terrible, I am like why didn't they just pray to ME I am the god of commerce.
I really enjoy watching hockey, I takes being tough and rough, being delicate and swift with their movements and stealing the puck often(my favorite part.)
I really enjoy the Fast and Furious movie series because it involves travel, action, and mischief.
Wienerschnitzel is one of my favorite restaurants because it is quick and easy, I can easily take it with me while I am on my delivering messenges.
Favorite TV Shows
ESPN: Sports center
Getting into mischief ,especially with police in big cities.
Attending Olympic gymnastic games