• Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, I’m hungry. Lets eat some fresh fish.
  • Guy 2: Dude, that’s nasty! Cannibalism is wrong, man!
  • Guy 1: No, you goober! I wasn’t talkin’ ‘bout that! You have no horse sense!
  • Guy 2: Ok! Lets fill up them bread baskets! Let me go catch that possum!
  • Guy 1: And you yell at me about cannibalism!
  • Guy 2: Don’t make me get out my Arkansas toothpick!
  • Guy 1: Fine. I think I saw some skunks around that we could shoot.
  • Guy 2: You can’t shoot our officers.
  • Guy 1: You kid glove boy! Here’s a regular fish, and not one of the privates. (They cook and share the fish)
  • Guy 2: Oh man. My breadbasket isn’t feeling too good!
  • Guy 1: Better quick-step down to the outhouse!
  • Guy 2: (Runs away, makes obscene noises from inside the bathroom. Walks out) Ahhhh, that’s better. I feel as fit as a fiddle!
  • Guy 1: You Toed the mark alright! Now the bathroom smells worse than a skunk!
  • Guy 2: Skunk? You mean officer…
  • Guy 1: NO!

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