By: Stephan Pastis
Total (polar bear)
Total is Timmy's business partner who is very special to Timmy. When Total went away Timmy did everything to get him back. Timmy can't live without him. Timmy loves and cares for him every day of his life. Total is the best thing in Timmy's life.
The Failuremobile is the crime solving company Total Failure Inc.'s vehicle. Timmy uses it to get to the crime scene. It is a Segway. It is Timmy's mom's. When the Failuremobile get stolen Timmy doesn't tell anyone about it.
Total Failure Inc.
Total Failure Inc. is Timmy's detective agency. He solves all kinds of problems around his little town. His office is his mom's really small closet because he lives in an apartment.
This is a notepad that Timmy writes all his clues on. This is very important because if Timmy didn't have this, then he wouldn't be able to remember anything. If he didn't remember anything, then he couldn't solve crimes.
Molly Moskins is one of Timmy's enemies at the beginning of the story but at the end they become friends. Molly is important because she helps lie to Timmy's mom about the Failuremobile by putting on a play. Everybody calls her tangerine girl because the washing detergent on her clothes is tangerine flavored. She also has a crush on Timmy.