Cronus castrated Uranus and tossed his severed gentiles into the sea. Aphrodite then arose from the sea foam on a giant scallop and walked to shore in Cyprus. <-- And then a hooch was born. Goddess of Beauty and Love. She is wife of Hephaestus. Her favorite lover is Ares (the God of war). She represents some ratchet things like sex with ratchet people. You can probably find her working her corner downtown or at the strip club. Maybe even with her favorite lover.  She has a magical girdle that compels anyone she wishes to desire her.

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