Study Tips from Tip
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Tip # 1
Turn your phone on silent and flip the damn thing over.
You are NUTS to think that you will get ANYTHING done with that thing buzzing next you every 2-30 minutes (depending on your popularity of course).
Tip # 2
Snacks, whether healthy or NAH, are always a great idea.
Personally, I eat like 8 bags of Flaming Hot Cheetos in the 2 weeks of finals.
Tip # 3
Take time to sleep
I don't care if its in your bed, on your couch, in your books, JUST DO IT.
Tip # 4
Casual study beers relieve stress
I'm not sure how valid this point is, but just go with it.
Tip # 5
STAY AWAY FROM BUZZFEED
Buzzfeed quizzes will eat your soul and destroy your GPA. Nobody cares what 90s character you are. NO ONE.
Tip # 6
The library is your friend
Me and Tommy Thompson are like totally BFFs.
Tip # 7
Avoid Asian eye contact
Obviously Asians will screw up the curve. Just get over it.
Tip # 8
Tell yourself that you made it to at least half of the lectures, and it's going to pay off.
Tip # 9
Show up on time
Especially during math tests. Those things are longer than the Bible.
Tip # 10
Remember life goes on
Will fluency in Yiddish get you that dream marketing job? Probs not.