Every louse should travel to France because that's where the food is!
There are countless people in trenches just like this just waiting to be eaten by lice like us.
These people are there because they are in a war, this war started on July 28, 1914.
More info on the trenches we will go to:
there were an estimated 2,490 km of trenches throughout western Europe
most trenches were about 3 meters deep and between 1 and 2 meters wide.
There will be competition with other pests like rats, frogs, and spiders but they shouldnt be a problem.
There are in total 30 countries affected by the war, plenty of room for us to be in.
Also we should watch out for many new weapons including tanks and the famous Big Bertha.