replacement Santa needed
Santa has comedown with chicken pox we need a replacement quick
Santa and his elves are looking for a replacement Santa. Santa has comedown with chicken pox. You get 364 days of vacation. You are paid in the smiles of children and cookies. Must be able to live for ever and be over the age of fifty also you need a long white beard and a reindeer. You get a free house in the North Pole and have all the presents you want but you have to leave some for the children. Must have a reindeer licence for at least 3 years and be able to stay a wake for a whole two nights. If you are right for this job please call now at 1 800 North Pole or email Santaiscold@north.com. Must have a clear driving record an a fully Licensed sleigh.