The Commissioner's Office is Hiring
The Commissioner's Office is looking for talented individuals that have a yearning to work for one of the most prestigious individuals on the planet Earth. The Commissioner is a man who graduated Magnum Cum Laudè from each of the Ivy League Schools in the United States as well as Oxford University in England & he has an honorary doctorate from the University of Havana, Cuba.
This man knows 12 languages, he's had 4 super model wives and hasn't been divorced one single time. He runs 7 real estate businesses in California, Hawaii & Rio de Janeiro and he has enough time to deliver pizza's for his #1 joint: Papa John's every Friday night from 4-8.
If you don't wanna work for him, you're a complete idiot.
The Commish | @pasto
- Deputy Commissioner & Reigning King:
Jon Von Bologna | @JBennett
- Director of Bitch Work & Ambassador of Discipline:
Adam Marko (Her Butkus) | @oonwfndglry00
- The President [of Team BEER]:
Team BEER President | @schmo
- William Sage Thicketburn, Owner:
Thicketburn, himself | @justinbennett122
- Lieutenant General of Trophy Enforcement
- League Secretariat
- League Ceremonies Command Post
- Your Title Here (talented individuals have no bounds)
- Traveling Secretary
- Jeopardy! Clue Crew.
Will only hire from within.
REQUIREMENTS: Must be able to follow instructions.
- Sign up (black button in comments).
The commish is exclusively looking for candidates who have a Tackk profile.
- Apply in the comments below: Your Name; Position you're applying for; Experience; What you can offer the Commish (remember he's a very distinguished man, don't bore him).
- Wait by your phone for the Commish to call you.