The Loser will be the Winner... And therefore the Loser
The bottom two teams will face off: The Loser will be the Winner; AND By Losing, they will therefore be the winner & in turn the greatest loser
Eligibility: Last Place
2016 Loser Bowl Matchup
Favre's Cleveland Clowns vs
Von Bologna Meat Monsters
Last season the two worst teams in league history met in the Loser Bowl. The story is similar this season — Favre Dollars will meat Von Bologna's Monsters. Favre Dollars had a season only the "professional" Cleveland Browns would even understand. After starting 0-12 & going thru an identity change, the "Cleveland Clowns" Loser Bowl fate was sealed long ago. Long ago too has the Loser Bowl known of a man called Von Bologna. The Meat Monsters went 3-10 & for the 4th time will head to the Bowl they are becoming synonymous with —
- Meat Monsters 3/3 in Loser Bowls with 3 losses & therefore 3 wins
- Clowns saved season with 1st win in W13
Loser Bowl 6: Another year, another can
Famous Losers Throughout History:
"No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room."
- Muhammad Ali
Loser Bowl History
LOSER BOWL VI (2016):
Meat Monsters Rule Loser Kingdom
With Favre Dollars starting 0-12 it surely looked like they had a Loser Bowl Title wrapped up... Until they drew a matchup vs the greatest loser this league has ever seen... Von Bologna took his Meat Monsters into familiar territory losing — and therefore WINNING a 4th LOSER BOWL TITLE. Fittingly they scored 66.6 points as Favre closed out the season on a hot note.
LOSER BOWL V (2015):
Bologna out-losers BEER in Epic Matchup of Worst Teams Ever
Von Bologna v Team BEER — The two worst teams in league history collide in an epic loser bowl battle and rematch of Loser Bowl 2... The Von Bologna Meat Monsters won W1 & then lost-out to claim an unprecedented THIRD Loser Bowl title. They lost (and therefore won) by 10 points led, fittingly, by Loser Bowl and season long MVP – CJ Anderson and his 0 points. Von Bologna, the ultimate loser - surely tiny babies are learning to crawl that weren't yet born the last time Von Bologna tasted victory.
LOSER BOWL IV (2014):
Cupcakes End Terrible Season with Loser Bowl Title
Cupcakes vs Darf Box — Darf Box finally put the Cupcakes out of their misery with a 119-70 Loser Bowl beat down. The Cupcakes use 8 different QBs during a horrific 3-win season capped off with a loss (and therefore win) in the Loser Bowl. MVP Josh Gordon scored 1.5 points bringing his season total up to 21.
LOSER BOWL III (2013):
One Trophy to Another for Commish's Clouds
Sky Clouds vs Baby Centipedes — Following their championship season the Sky Clouds were crowned King Loser with a 101-90 loss (and therefore win) in Loser Bowl 3. MVP Patriots D/ST scored -3.5 as the Clouds allowed the Baby Centipedes, TB Bucs & a man named BenJarvus Green-Ellis to defeat them. Good news for the Clouds this 9th straight loss will be their last one this season.
LOSER BOWL II (2012):
Emo City Can't Avoid 2nd Straight Loser Bowl Title
Password Is Joe vs Emo City — PASSWORD IS JOE jumped on a defeated Emo City in a bullying 103-80! The loss (and therefore win) gives "Von Bologna Hates Emo City" their 2nd straight loser bowl title. MVP Jeremy Kerley kept the tradition alive scoring 0.7-point becoming the 2nd straight MVP with less than 1 point. The one shining moment was Emo City leaving 0 points on the bench. That's due to what some fans are calling the "Von Bologna" Massacre as he cut every bench player before the game.
LOSER BOWL I (2011):
Emo City Loses (and therefore wins)
Emo City v Darf Box — Emo City got shellacked by Darf Box 115-77 to lose (and therefore win) the Loser Bowl. MVP Dexter McCluster contributed 0.1 point for Emo City.