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W10: Dead Birds leap to playoffs;
Aim to put nail in Darf Box

Dead Birds, led by Ezekiel Elliott's 39 points spanked Favre Dollars and penetrated the playoffs with one swift win in W10. Zeke was aided by 29 Aaron Rodgers points & that was just about all the Birds needed to make Favre just the 5th team ever to lose 10 games in one season β€” something tells me they ain't done just yet.


🚨🚨Record-setting 9th win in a row for Dead Birds, breaks tie giving them record outright


THIS WEEK: Favre faces the rival Wet Bandits who lead the season-series 2-0 by a total of 2.7 points. Favre is chasing the 2015 Meat Monsters 12 (in a row) loss season.

Speaking of the Wet Bandits & Meat Monsters β€” they wrastled. And one man lost, embarrassingly 109-52. That's 52 points for Meat Monster starters... and 75 giant bench points for Monsterkind. Did someone just get themselves back in the running for the Loser Bowl? Yup! Big win for the Bandits, they'll want to continue the ol' MO' vs Favre this weekend.


Hokay, so... Team BEER went to the land of the Centipedes riding horse named Joe... Flacco, that is. Armed with a Blount, a pinch of Davante & a healthy dose of DeMarco. BEER let the Chief play defense and BOOM β€” brewski's WIN by nearly 50 🍺 BEER is now 5-5 with a favorable schedule and a point total higher than most of the league 🍻 Oh and they have two championships and are undefeated in the playoffs but lets just sit on that for now.


Centipedes still in a great spot at 7-3, anxious for another playoff run themselves.
THIS WEEK: Centipedes have the Sky Clouds ... and ... BEER gets the Meat Monstersez (rawr!)

Those Sky Clouds lost a heart-breaker to the Slickest of Nicholases 100-93 as Odell Beckham Jr scored on MNF and danced in the faces of the man who traded him away. Former Nicks QB, Matty Ice contributed just 13.


THIS WEEK: 4-6 Slick Nicholas badly needs a win vs blood-rival KFC Karaokee β€” two of the Colonel's 8 wins this season have come against the Slicks.

That 8th KFC win came at the end of a long, long road trip for the Black Mamba Farewell Tour. It didn't matter that Brees was benched or that Stafford & Carr were on the bye as Mamba held a +4 QB advantage. The difference was that KFC just had better teamwork. You gotta think all those training videos for new-hires is finally paying off for KFC. As for Mamba, they dropped the final of their 10-game road trip. All-in-all 6-4 on the road.


THIS WEEK: Black Mamba faces My Ditka Her Butkus in the 3rd-of-the-season & final-of-all-time Super Rivalry Matchup β€” a presidentally YUUUGE matchup ... MDHB sits at 5-5 on the outside of the playoffs. Black Mamba sitting in 4th place but a loss by 10+ this week could drop them out of a playoff spot.


πŸš¨πŸˆπŸ… THE MATCHUP OF THE WEEK RETURNS WITH MDHB vs BLACK MAMBA πŸŽŸπŸ‹πŸš¨

β€’ This matchup is the one and only home game of Black Mamba's Farewell season
β€’ MDHB vs Black Mamba all-time rivalry comes to an end
β€’ MDHB week 1 win vs Black Mamba clinched the all-time series win
β€’ Teams are 1-1 this season, All-time matchup: 5-3 MDHB


MDHB coming off a big win vs Darf Box 111-89 giving Her Butkus and edge over Darf Box in the standings. Now the 6th loss in a row by Darf and they'll face rival, husband and hottest team on the planet the 9-1 Dead Birds. A loss could end the Darf Box season. The all-time series is tied at 5-5 after splitting their matchups this year. Darf Box is the only team in the league to defeat Dead Birds this season.




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Awards
Sunshine Cup: TEAM BEERFlacco... armed with a Blount, a pinch of Davante & a healthy dose of DeMarco. BEER let the Chief play defense and BOOM β€” brewski's WIN by nearly 50.

Flag of Poppycock: VON BOLOGNA MEAT MONSTERSLost embarrassingly 109-52. That's 52 points for Meat Monster starters... and 75 giant bench points for Monsterkind.


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TROPHY WATCH
β€’ W9 Dead Birds completed Simon Sweep
β€’ W9 KFC Karaokee completed Bennett βˆ†

β€’ W12 Dead Birds completed Bennett βˆ†
β€’ W12 Wet Bandits completed Simon Sweep
β€’ W13 Black Mamba pursuit Double Bock vs Dead Birds

2015 Post Season Recap


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Cash Money Prize Payouts

League Champion: $400
2nd Place: $150
3rd Place: $50

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