"Tinderplaceable"

(lyrics inspired by Tinder & Beyoncé's "Irreplaceable")

You might already know about the dating app called Tinder. You enter your info, see pictures of men/women who are near you, if you likey - swipe to the right, if not - swipe to the left. And if you both swipe right: It's a match and you'll be in love forever (or something like that).
After an afternoon of researching this app with friends and a bit more swiping to the left than to the right...it hit me that in Beyonce's song "Irreplaceable" not only was she talking about the location of where she placed her ex's belongings (to the left) but she was also foreshadowing Tinder and all the left swiping that would eventually be taking place.
So I came up with the below lyrics...sing them to the tune of "Irreplaceable" while swiping through your own Tinder account (the "Irreplaceable" video is also below, if you need a refresher on the song).
Enjoy...and good luck!

"TINDERPLACEABLE”

To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left

Mmmm to the left, to the left
If I’m not attracted then I’ll swipe to the left
But if I like you, I’ll stop that swipe
And switch direction to the right

And then maybe we’ll be a match
But I’m gonna be sure before I do that

There's girls in the pictures on your page
Hope they're your sisters and you’re not actually engaged

Your main picture's a selfie, that you took in your bedroom,
Talking bout "this is really, really me", but is it true?
You got me Tindered

You must not know this app
You must not know this app
I can have another choice in a minute
Matter fact, I'm swiping left at this minute

You must not know this app
You must not know this app
I can have another choice just by swiping
Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin’
You're Tinderplaceable.

So go ahead and get swiped
Wait around to see if we match
Oops I bet you thought, I'd swipe right back
What did you think I was swiping you left for?
Because your age was untrue
Said you're 35 when you're obvy 52
Baby, drop them numbers
Hurry up, before the truth comes out

Your main picture's a selfie, that you took in your bedroom,
Talking bout "this is really, really me", but is it true?
You got me Tindered

You must not know this app
You must not know this app
I can have another choice in a minute
Matter fact, I'm swiping left at this minute

You must not know this app
You must not know this app
I can have another choice just by swiping
Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'

You're Tinderplaceable.

So since I don't think we're a match,
How about you'll be nothing? Nothing at all to me
Baby I won't swipe it right for you
I won't lose any phone charge
'Cause the truth of the matter is
Swiping you is so easy

To the left, to the left
To the left, to the left
Swiiiiiipe
To the left, to the left
If you're not attracted then swipe to the left

To the left, to the left
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking
You're Tinderplaceable

You must not know this app
You must not know this app
I can have another choice in a minute
Matter fact, I'm swiping left at this minute

You must not know this app
You must not know this app
I can have another choice just by swiping
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You must not know this app
You must not know this app
I can have another choice in a minute
Matter fact, I'm swiping left at this minute

You can forget my account, we're finished
You have your own account, now date in it
I could have another choice just by swiping
Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're Tinderplaceable

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