Dear ,family back on Mars,
I landed today on Earth. so far I've seen a freaky thing called a pineapple and the earthlings say that I'm in Florida its really warm. Its also super cool here the people have this odd thing called snow and that a whole flock of people will be coming because they have this thing called snow and it will snow and its cold I hope I get to see it . I cant wait to see you again.
I love it here and I'll be back home in 7.125 years from now. I'll send you some pineapple. when I get home i hope the pineapple is grown and please take care of
Ps. up above is a pineapple and its fully grown. I hope by the time i get home the pineapple is grown and please take care of my blobfish Mr. Elijah.