Sick of people always trying to get rid of you? Come visit "French Trench Estates" for a weekend of hair filled fun!

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Sick of people always trying to get rid of you? Come join "French Trench Estates" for a weekend of hair filled fun!

Why you should visit!

  • Very little space- Hundreds of thousands of men are squeezed together into a trench making it easier to survive and reproduce
  • There is a diverse culture of other diseases and infections-Trench foot which many men also suffered from was an infection caused by cold, wet, and insanitary conditions in the trenches caused by standing in waterlogged socks and shoes. Another disease was dysentery. Dysentery is the inflammation of the lining of the large intestines. It causes vomiting, diarrhea, stomach pains, and a high fever.
  • Since us female lice lay around five eggs per day the stillness of the soldiers sitting in the trenches is the perfect place to not visit, but move in and raise a family.
  • "French Trench Estates" offers many choices of where you would like to stay. There is the head lice option or the body lice. Whichever one I'm sure will be the perfect choice!

                           Only 3% vacancy left on soldier's body so come quick!

*Caution: Visiting may lead to death by hot water, delousing machines, or burning by candle.




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