The Forever Fountain

Doesnt everyone want to live forever?

You  can be indestructable in minuetes! You dont have to worry about injuries, or falls, because you will live forever! (and no need for health insurance)
Its expensive, but wouldn't everyone pay to live forever?

             The Tuck family first found it, and they agree that it actually makes you live forever!

Coming to your local store soon

                 Please buy quick, because we don't have an EVERLASTING amount of water!

                                                       $599.99 - per bottle

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