Wanted: Driveway Shoveler
No experience required
Bored? Want to earn $20? Come shovel my driveway!
Snow. The gift that keeps on giving. Who says unemployment is at an all-time high – Not me. That's because I'm hiring! You'll also need to shovel out my car that's been buried by Mr. Plow. Snow blowers only pay you $10... that's cheating.
Seriously: Someone make it stop.