Attention all lice, rats, and diseases!

Come to the Beautiful Trenches of France!

There is plenty of standing water to contaminate and make your home!

Calling all bacteria! Here is the perfect breeding ground for you! The soldiers dig several holes, and when it rains they fill with water which is left there.

There is also a large population of soldiers to use as hosts to lay your eggs!

There are as many as 8,410,000 soldiers! You will have plenty of space to lay your eggs or reproduce by binary fission if you are a bacteria!

You will survive and thrive!

The soldiers can not find a way to avoid you or get rid of you. Once you choose them as your host, you are set for life!

Unsanitary Conditions!

The amount of dirt, mud and feces will make you feel at home! It is also an optimal place to breed!

Plenty of rotting food!

The amount of dirt, mud and feces will make you feel at home! It is also an optimal place to breed!

The soldiers have plenty of stale and rooting food in their rations! Come and feast on these lovely delicacies!

The soldiers have plenty of stale and rooting food in their rations! Come and feast on these lovely delicacies!

Just follow this map to get to your destination. Enjoy the filth, rotten food, and close quarters!

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