HOLD YOUR STINKIN HORSES PARDNER
ARE YOU READY FOR A SLAP IN YOUR BUTT????
The Bahamas is where it is at. You ready to bend over backwards and get punched right in the face by Chuck Norris's beard fist? When you go to Atlantis you get bet your right nipple that you will fly away from pure amnesia, because when you are here your brain will split in two as did your confidence when you tried to ask that girl out last summer.
You think you have had a better vacation? YOU'RE WRONG. Have you been on a vacation that entirely ruins your bank account? I DON'T THINK SO. So sell your house and you will be good. This is truly an experience you will want to forget.