What is This?

Ben Becker

What is this?

It looks like fish eyes

It’s only passion fruit,

But look at its size!

What is this?

It looks like a die

It is blue cheese,

I want to pass this by

What is this?

It looks like Jell-O

It’s beets and bologna,

This is gonna blow

What is this?

It looks like fish

It’s a tuna Twinkie,

They put on my dish

What is this?

It’s slimy and round

It’s an oyster

I think it was artificially browned

What is this?

It’s white and squishy

It’s diced squid

I thought something smelled fishy

What is this?

It looks to be alive

It’s a spam shake

Will I survive?

What is this?

It looks like shredded wheat

It is haggis

To eat this is an amazing feat

What is this?

It looks like a cricket

Well it is

Why did they pick it?

I ate it all,

And I won,

Thankfully it’s over,

Now I’m done

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