Here Lies Sad
By:Muhammad Zain and Caleb Stiles
Survived by: depressed, sorrowful, despairing, gloomy, cheerless, grieved, low-spirited, grief-stricken
Eulogy: Sad had a very sorrowful life. Sad had no friends. Sad was very basic. Sad got bullied. The only good thing that happened to sad was that sad got to go to the Grand Canyon, but fell of the ledge and died.