WE EAT DONUTS FOR MONEY lol
My company, DonutEater1000, eats donuts. the point is to raise money for DDDDONUTT, and DonutEater1000. you pay us 10.00 per donut eaten. we provide the donuts. if you pay twice, we have a sale, 2for1, so you only pay 5.00. we eat 4 donuts per customer. we also have a DONUTCHEAP offer, where you pay a dollar, i eat a donut. i eat as much donuts as possible, and you pay a dollar a donut.