Meet the Greatest Cat
in the Universe
He plays fetch. Your argument is invalid.
Sure he chases after the ball and doesn't actually bring it back, but Oscar's smart enough to wait there until I walk over and pick up the ball. Then, he's ready to run, well, more like stroll, to where it lands and do it all over again. He does this for at least three or four minutes. It's incredibly amazing. What can your silly little cat do? And that's just the beginning.