Lies About Today

Monday, the 13th of 2015

Today was amazing. We got to eat the flesh of our enemies, and impale our friend with rhinoceroses. Did you know that unicorns did exist, but our older brother Noah forgot to put them in the arch. Luckily in science today, I found a bone in the dumpster. I then experimented with it and found out that it was a unicorn bone. I then took it to Manaan for the Selkath to make a clone from its DNA. While I was there, I got to see the clone army of Scarlett Johansson being trained. The unicorn they created kinda looked like this.

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