What a wonderful gift from my uncle!
Don't do anything stupid next time you get drunk.
I don't do stupid things when I get drunk, I swear! At least I've had fewer affairs!
how dare you speak to your uncle like that, don't forget I'm the god of the underworld and I can have you join my here if you would like
Haha I bet your dastardly sister-in-law would just love that!