Come to France
Are you looking for a new start? New victims? The French trenches are home to many targets! You will spread very quickly!
Look at these determined soldiers, easy targets with no cure of you!
This is an easy opportunity to infiltrate their army and spread quickly.
Warm conditions in these trenches are perfect for you!!
There are plenty of hiding spots in bags and uniforms, they'll never catch you!
You will be the least of their concerns while they are busy fighting for freedom.
We know you can reproduce quickly, why not here?
My final question to you is why not come to these French trenches, where you can thrive!