Help Want Need New Santa

Santa is sick with the chicken pocks we need a replacement

Help wanted we need a jolly man with a 20 cm long white bread and way over 350 pounds. Your height does not mater. we will only need you till Santa is bedder but you will have to do it over Christmas and go around the world. If you do become Santa you will get a huge log cabin on Gumdrop Path and a personal elf to do your chores. If yo wish to get this job come to the town hall at the end of Candy Lane. If you can't get to the north pole we can call you because we know if you want this job.

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