The Water That Makes You Live Forever!
FACTS ABOUT THE PRODUCT
Only for 100,000 dollars you can live forever! Take one sip of the fresh spring water and you'll live forever. Don't pick boring old water when you can get these spectacular results! Just go to the man in the yellow suit in the fosters wood and you can have some of this spring water. If you don't believe me I will show you people that have had a sip of this water! Once a boy fell from a tree and fell straight on his head. Luckily he had a sip of this water and he didn't feel a thing! Remember this water is the best water! Be on our side the everlasting side!